Mar 03
I once said if I could get away with just posting pictures of animals wearing funny hats for the rest of my life, I would.
Your move, world. (via: reddit)
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Mar 02
The English Sub
- Us: What happened to your face?
- Him: I got in a bike accident this morning.
- Ferny: Oh c'mon, you had all morning to come up with something and that's the story?
- Him: Ok, I've got something better. -Goes back to his desk and then gets up again (limping)- So I killed a nazi this morning.
- Adendum
- Him: Is it ok that I said that?
- Us: It's not like someone is going to raise their hand and say "Excuse me, my Father's a nazi.
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Feb 28
Cthulhu Bread by Eila Alonzo
Creeping along the yawning chasm between reality and the breadbox, with the taste of freshly wrought souls.
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